I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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