Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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