You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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