Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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