No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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