my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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