is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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