on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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