Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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