Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Enjoy the penises
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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