I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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