Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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