"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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