Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My first STD was from a foam party
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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