True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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