Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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