doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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