yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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