BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont even know how to be here
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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