I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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