So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize
