You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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