I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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