I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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