I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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