i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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