Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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