well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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