i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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