Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How does one acquire holy water?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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