But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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