I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Drake has all the answers
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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