I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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