Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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