just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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