Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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