I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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