I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Randomize
