i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Randomize
