And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
