She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
