The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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