You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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