Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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