He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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