Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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