how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Less talking, more tequila
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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