I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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