do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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