no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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