i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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