That's intense
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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