What did we do last night that was yellow?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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