Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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