he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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