Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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